Peanut Penguin Snowboarding has it all. He’s got the gear, the stance, and a flawless heel-to-toe turn. There’s just one problem: he really, really doesn’t like the cold.
His approach? Hit the slopes early, nail a run or two, then retire to the chalet with a hot chocolate and a hairdryer down his coat. He says it's about “optimising core temperature”. Winter Puppy calls it “snow-dodging”. (He’s not wrong.)
